Hitlieber



A tiny little man (just like our Justin!) with a tiny little moustache, Hitlieber went on a power trip so big, even today’s modern parking wardens would struggle to keep up with his obnoxious, self-righteous behaviour. There have been many attempts to excuse his antics over the years, but we’re pretty sure the reason he was screwed in the head has something to do with his father’s name being Alois Schiklgruber, and the fact that he was regularly bullied at school. That said, it’s rumoured he also got down and dirty with his niece, which is just naaasty – but considering his mum married her own uncle, apparently, incest was acceptable in the Hitlieber family. And he thought Jews were weird? Spinner.

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